Turkey Timer Nipples

Nipples are often the first to express arousal and do their damndest to get out of whatever is covering them, as they actresses show like a topographical map of lust. Wet and bothered by street thugs, until Spider-Man saves the day, Kirsten Dunst in Spider-Man (2002) is all hard nipples and that's good. Taking a stroll in the pool while fully dressed, Megan Fox in How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (2008) comes out of the water with nipples pointing. It's not polite to point, it's hot, though. Sweet and innocent Christina Ricci in Pumpkin (2002) shows a sexier side where her nipples pop an impression in her sweater. It's not surprising that Rose McGowan in Scream (1996) has some of the best nipples in the business because she also has some of the best breasts. A tight T-shirt and Vanessa Marcil in Las Vegas (2003 make for a niptastic look at her nerps. The pokies were better in the '70s, as Farrah Fawcett in Charlie's Angels (1976) proves. Dancing in her underwear, Milla Jovovich in Kuffs (1992) has a pair of nip-cuffs that are pushing out of her top and causing us to lose our tops. Underwear and a nipped T-shirt from Elisha Cuthbert in 24 (2001) is something we can watch twenty-four hours a day. Nerps through the sprinklers as Keri Russell in Eight Days a Week (1997) makes us lust for her even more days than there are weeks in the year. They may be small, but it's not the size of the package, it's the erection of the nipples. Turkey looks down, so let's take it out of the shirt and all dig in. Now that's something we can be thankful for.