Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Friday, 11 December 2015

Nicole Kidman Does't Regret Marrying Tom Cruise

Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise



Nicole Kidman still does not regret her past marriage to Tom Cruise.
The 48-year-old Oscar winner talked briefly about her past relationship with the actor with the U.K. newspaper The Evening Standard in comments posted on Thursday. Kidman, who is currently married to musician Keith Urban, recently ended her second London stage run in the play Photograph 51, which earned her the Natasha Richardson Award for Best Actress at the Evening Standard Theatre Awards.
When asked if there were things she learned from her first marriage that she did differently in her second, she told the newspaper, "Any time you have a chance at something again is good, but each combination of people is different. I was a baby when I married Tom, but I don't regret any of it. But out of respect for Keith I tend not to discuss any of that now."
"Be the best you can be, not the worst, and think of the children," she added.

Nicole Kidman still does not regret her past marriage to Tom Cruise.
The 48-year-old Oscar winner talked briefly about her past relationship with the actor with the U.K. newspaper The Evening Standard in comments posted on Thursday. Kidman, who is currently married to musician Keith Urban, recently ended her second London stage run in the play Photograph 51, which earned her the Natasha Richardson Award for Best Actress at the Evening Standard Theatre Awards.
When asked if there were things she learned from her first marriage that she did differently in her second, she told the newspaper, "Any time you have a chance at something again is good, but each combination of people is different. I was a baby when I married Tom, but I don't regret any of it. But out of respect for Keith I tend not to discuss any of that now."
"Be the best you can be, not the worst, and think of the children," she added.

The actress married Urban in June 2006. Cruise and Katie Holmes wed about five months later. They divorced in 2012.
Kidman lives in Nashville with Urban and their daughters, Sunday, 7, and Faith, who will turn 5 this month.
Kidman told DuJour magazine in an interview published in September how it is very important for her to keep in touch with all her kids. Neither she nor Cruise attended Isabella's low-key wedding, which took place that month.


Thursday, 10 December 2015

Kelly Osbourne to star in 'CSI: Cyber'




Kelly Osbourne will make a guest appearance in TV series `CSI: Cyber` next year.

The singer took to Twitter to share her excitement over being a part of the CBS police drama, which stars Patricia Arquette and Ted Danson, reports femalefirst.co.uk.

`Excited to announce I'll be making a guest appearance on CBS' @CSICyber next year. Get ready! #CSICyber,` Osbourne tweeted.

She will play Stella Kaine, a notorious hacker known as `The Angel of Digital Death`, who uses her
computer to wreak havoc on her victims by filing death certificates on their behalf, emptying bank accounts and committing credit card frauds.

Elton John asks young stars to wean off drugs

Elton John asks young stars to wean off drugs




 Elton John has urged young singers to get their highs from music and not drugs.

The singer, who had to struggle with substance addiction until 1990, suggested the young stars to maintain their distance from drugs while talking to Vice magazine, reports mirror.co.uk.

He said: `Young musicians have disappeared into the bathroom and I've gone, 'Are you doing coke?' And they're going, 'Yeah!' I said, 'That's not a good idea' and they say, 'It's what I'm meant to do, isn't it?' No, you're not.

`It's a f****** horrible drug. It brings out the worst side of your soul, you don't need it, you've got so much talent. Stop it. It's a f****** horror story.`

The `Sacrifice` hitmaker added that `Just because Amy Winehouse, Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix died at 27, it doesn't mean you have to.`


The 68-year-old also noted that he `used to sit on my own doing lines of coke, smoking joints and drinking scotch. I used to think, 'Why am I doing this?' I didn't realise I was an addict.`

Madonna used fake police car

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Madonna has been accused of using a fake police car to queue-jump through traffic here.

The 57-year-old singer allegedly hopped in a black Jaguar after her two gigs on Tuesday and Wednesday this week at the O2 Arena here. When the vehicle sped off with blue and red lights flashing from its dashboard and queue jumped through traffic, reports femalefirst.co.uk.

"I was waiting outside the O2 and all the roads were blocked. Nobody was moving, then all of a sudden there's this huge commotion and I saw flashing lights. Then I saw a car and we figured it was an undercover cop. It was beeping so all the traffic let it through. Some drivers were really annoyed," The Sun newspaper quoted an eye witness as saying.


"Then I looked into the car and saw Madonna. She's being driven out with a flashing light sat on the dashboard," the witness added.

Paris Hilton secretly living with Thomas Gross

Paris Hilton moves to Switzerland for beau




Paris Hilton has secretly moved to Switzerland and has been living there with her boyfriend Thomas Gross for the past seven months.

According to yahoo.com, the 34-year-old has swapped the busy streets of the US for the scenic mountains and lakes of the peaceful European country since she got together with Gross, reports femalefirst.co.uk.

Hilton, who likes to collect luxurious pieces to fill her homes, said: "I love art. I have homes all over the world, so I want to find great pieces for them.

"I'm specifically looking for pieces for my home in Ibiza and for my new place in Switzerland. I've
been living there for about seven months now. And it's great to go to a fair where you have so many artists in one place who are all so talented. It makes the process (of buying art) so much simpler."

How Michael's Past Legal Troubles

Michael Cavallari: Inside His Past Legal Troubles



While Kristin Cavallari's brother Michael remains missing after his car was found abandoned in Utah on Nov. 27, more details have emerged about his past troubles with the law.

On Nov. 23, just days before his disappearance, Cavallari, 30, was arrested and briefly held in an Orange County jail. He was arrested with a loaded shotgun outside the city hall in Dana Point, California, and an unnamed woman also claimed Cavallari was outside her home carrying a shotgun, according to various reports.

In November 2014, Cavallari was found guilty of driving while his blood alcohol level was above the legal limit of 0.08 percent, according to legal documents obtained by PEOPLE. He was sentenced to three years of probation, $390 in fines, one day in jail, three months of attendance in a first offender alcohol program, and victim impact counseling.

He was also found guilty of several other driving violations, including driving at an unsafe speed in May 2014, and unsafe passing and driving while using a cell phone in October 2013.

Cavallari was charged with petty theft in July 2012, but those charges were ultimately dismissed.

"[Michael] was always a troubled kid and there was always drama with him," a source previously told PEOPLE. "He gave his parents a hard time. He's completely opposite to Kristin, who is levelheaded and business orientated."

Kristin expressed her hope for his safe return in an Instagram post she shared on Monday.

"I appreciate all the concern, thoughts, and prayers that have been extended to me and my family," she wrote. "We remain hopeful and I will share any news that we receive. I have such gratitude for all those that have shared their support."

Anyone with information regarding Cavallari should contact the Grand County Sheriff's Office at 435-359-8115.

Tuesday, 8 December 2015

California woman shooter India's Connection

California woman shooter may have travelled to India: NYT



The Pakistani woman suspect in the California mass shooting may have travelled to India from Saudi Arabia once in 2013, a year before she came to the US with her husband, a media report said today.

Tashfeen Malik, 27, had visited Saudi Arabia twice, the New York Times quoted a Saudi Interior Ministry official as saying.

After one of the visits to the kingdom, she had left for India, the report said.

The report quoted Saudi Interior Ministry spokesman Mansour Turki as saying that Malik had arrived in Saudi Arabia in June, 2008 from Pakistan to visit her father and stayed for about nine weeks before returning to Pakistan.

"Then, in 2013, she arrived on June 8, from Pakistan, and departed for India on October 6 of the same year," Turki was quoted as saying in the NYT report.

But there is no further detail about whether Malik had reached India or for how long and where in India she stayed.

The details of her life before arriving in the US emerged as investigators probed the background and motivation of Malik and her Pakistani-American husband Syed Rizwan Farook, 28, for carrying out last week's mass shooting that killed 14 people before both were shot dead by police.

Turki said there was "no evidence" that Malik had met her husband in the kingdom, but they were in Saudi Arabia at the same time for about five days in October 2013.

Farook visited Saudi Arabia twice, once for the Hajj pilgrimage in October, 2013, and once for an off-season Umraah pilgrimage for nine days in July, 2014.

American officials reported that the couple flew to the US together from Jeddah in July, 2014.

The NYT report said that according to Malik's relatives and acquaintances in Pakistan, she had grown up in Saudi Arabia and had been influenced by its deeply conservative interpretation of Islam.

Saudi officials however denied that she spent significant time in the kingdom, saying she visited only twice, for a few months in total.

Malik had moved with her father, an engineer, from Punjab province in Pakistan to Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, when she was a young child, the report said adding that from 2007 to around 2012, Malik studied in Multan where one faculty member recalled her as a "Saudi girl" because her religious observance was so much stricter than that of her peers.

She obtained her place as a pharmacy student at Bahauddin Zakariya University under a quota system that reserves spots for the children of expatriate Pakistanis — suggesting that she had indeed grown up abroad, the report said.

The NYT report further said that Saudi officials have denied the idea that Malik took up more fundamentalist views in Saudi Arabia, or that it played a role in the relationship between her and Farook.

"The Saudi narrative has varied to the extent that one official denied she had ever been there," the report said.

A day after the attack, a spokesman for the Saudi Foreign Ministry Osama Nugali said told NYT that while Farook had visited the kingdom only once, for nine days in 2014, there was no record of Malik having ever entered the kingdom.

"For the lady, we don't have a record of this name," he said. —PTI

India's 'last prince' dies in a mud hut

Brajraj Kshatriya Birbar Chamupati Singh Mahapatra was the final surviving ruler of the British Raj-era “princely states” of Orissa, and possibly the whole subcontinent Photo: RANJIT KUMAR PATNAIK





The final surviving royal of the British Raj-era “princely states” of Orissa passed away last Monday in obscure poverty at his asbestos-covered mud hut in Tigiria village, which had been his home since 1987.

Brajraj Kshatriya Birbar Chamupati Singh Mahapatra died on November 30 marking the end of an era. Once known as a playboy prince of colonial India, the Raja of Tigiria had lived in a fine palace, hunted big game and travelled by elephant when he wasn’t racing one of his 25 vintage cars.

Tigiria, first seized by Mahapatra’s ancestors in 1246AD, was the smallest in the eastern Indian state of Orissa, but still afforded its prince enough wealth for 30 servants, luxurious holidays and a famous collection of cars, motorbikes and horses.


In an interview in 2013, the Raja recounted the day when still in his twenties, he “left my diwan [minister]” outside the town hall and signed the document under the instructions of Vallabhbhai Patel, one of India’s founding fathers.

However, once Mahapatra had merged his state into the new Indian republic in 1947, his life changed drastically. He lost his state’s tax revenues and instead was given an annual income of £130 pounds by the state. For someone who had only had the best of everything in life, the income proved insufficient and by 1960 he had to sell his palace for £900.

Meet the royal family of Talpur


His fortunes again took a turn for the worst when the then Indian prime minister Indira Gandhi withdrew the last remaining royal privileges and he lost his annual income, which had been promised in perpetuity.

Since then, he had been surviving on the charity of his former subjects until his death from a prolonged illness in November.

“The local villagers who looked after him all these years were present…The villagers of Puruna Tigiria served him meals everyday,” said Jayant Mardaraj, a descendent of the neighbouring former princely state of Nilgiri.










Woman found unconscious at AC/DC concert at Melbourne’s Etihad Stadium

AC/DC perform at Etihad Stadium last night. (AAP)

A woman has been rushed to hospital in a critical condition after she was found unconscious at AC/DC’s Melbourne concert last night.

Police said they were called to Etihad Stadium just before 7.30pm to assist paramedics.

The victim, believed to be in her 20s, was taken to the Royal Melbourne Hospital in a critical condition and is now stable.


Victoria Police today moved to deny reports the woman had been assaulted.


“Police at a music concert at Etihad Stadium last night, were called to assist St Johns staff following a report of an unconscious woman just before 7.30pm,” police said in a statement.

“The woman remains in hospital for treatment.

“This is not an assault related matter.”

AC/DC plays the venue again tomorrow in the final show of their “Rock Or Bust” Australian tour.

Monday, 7 December 2015

9 Signs Of An Asthma Attack Waiting To Happen

Asthma Early Warning Signs



Asthma attacks rarely happen without warning. Before one begins, you might:


  • Not feel hungry 
  • Feel tired or have trouble sleeping 
  • Cough often
  • Have a headache
  • Get dark circles under your eyes 
  • Wheeze and feel very weak or tired when you exercise
 Recognize the signs, and you could keep yourself from having an asthma emergency.


A Cough That Doesn't Go Away



Signs of an asthma attack can change from one attack to the next. One time you might have little or no coughing beforehand. The next time, you might have a cough that you just can't get rid of, especially at night.

An asthma cough is usually dry and hacking. If you have one that doesn't go away after other cold symptoms are gone, that could point to asthma.

Avoid taking cough medicine to feel better. It won't help the asthma.

Measureable Changes in Your Breathing



A peak flow meter can let you know if an attack is about to happen. Be sure you always know the number that reflects your best breathing.


  • If your peak flow meter shows numbers between 50% and 80% of your personal best, an asthma attack has probably started.
  • A number below 50% means an emergency. Use your rescue inhaler, and call for help right away.
  • Call 911 if you have trouble walking or talking because you're short of breath, or if your lips are blue or gray. Use your rescue inhaler while you wait for help.

Follow Your Asthma Action Plan



An action plan tells you how to deal with the symptoms of an asthma attack. 

  • Based on your peak flow numbers, it shows you what medicines to take and when. It's important to follow the steps and take your medications exactly as your doctor tells you to.
  • If your symptoms still get worse after you've followed your plan, call your asthma doctor. Your plan should have instructions for emergencies, too.

Trouble Breathing



During an asthma attack, muscles around the airways tighten, and the airway linings swell. 

  • The airways make too much mucus, which can block the air tubes in the lungs.
  • Air gets trapped in the lungs, and it gets hard to breathe.
  • Wheezing might be the first symptom you notice. But as the attack gets worse, you'll feel more chest tightness and shortness of breath. Eventually, you might feel like you can't get enough air.

Posture Changes



When someone is having trouble breathing, he might lean forward, speak in single words instead of sentences, and get very agitated.

As the problem gets worse, he might hunch over with his hands supporting his upper body. This is called the tripod position.


Chest and Neck Retractions



When it's hard to breathe, the tissue in the chest and neck may sink in with each breath. This is called retraction.

Retractions mean not enough air is getting into the lungs. They're a sign of a medical emergency. Call 911 or see a doctor right away.

In children, other signs that breathing is getting worse are:

  • Poor appetite
  • Feeling tired
  • Not as active as usual

Blue Lips or Fingernails



Blue or gray lips or fingernails are a sign that there's not enough oxygen in your blood. The condition is called cyanosis.

If it happens, you need medical help right away. Call 911 as soon as possible.


Other Signs of Asthma Emergencies



Get emergency help at once if you have any of these symptoms:

  • Trouble talking
  • Can't exhale or inhale
  • Shortness of breath
  • Feelings of anxiety or panic
  • Coughing that won't stop
  • Pale, sweaty face




















Sunday, 6 December 2015

14 Ultimate Ugly Christmas Sweater



The Ultimate Ugly Christmas Sweater Guide




Epic 'Elf' Crewneck



Urban Renewal Vintage Ugly Holiday Sweater


Tipsy Elves Santa Break the Internet Sweater


Filthy Animal Sweater



Too Cool Rudolph Pullover Sweater


Oh Snap! Gingerbread Man Pullover Sweater


Oh Deer Ugly Christmas Sweater


Reindeer Patterns Christmas Cardigan


Tacky "Fa Ra Ra Ra" Christmas Sweater


Happy Holla Days Holiday Sweater



Bah Hum Pug Holiday Pullover



Ugly Christmas Kwanzaa Hanukkah Sweater


Red Christmas Decor Cardigan




















ISIS, the jihadist group declared terrorists Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malik are martyrs

Shooters ... Tashfeen Malik, left, and Syed Farook. The husband and wife died in a gunbattle with authorities several hours after their commando-style assault. Picture: FBI, left, and California Department of Motor Vehicles via AP




“We pray to God to accept them as martyrs,” ISIS said in a broadcast on al-Bayan Radio, stopping short of claiming responsibility for the attack.
Officials revealed Friday that Malik posted a “bayat,” or pledge of allegiance, to ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi just before the attack. No actual back-end-forth communication between the jihadist group and the hate-filled couple has been disclosed.

Malik’s post, since being removed by Facebook, went up at 11am. Wednesday local time — about the same time the duo opened fire at the Inland Regional Center in San Bernardino, California, killing 14.

The hubby, Farook, had contact with people from at least two jihadist groups overseas, according to a report.
Farook communicated with the al Qaeda-affiliated Nusra Front in Syria and with al-Shabaab in Somalia, sources said, confirming accounts in the LA Times.
Federal investigators are probing Farook’s phone and social-media activity for terrorism-related communications and have found contacts with at least one person under investigation for terrorism connections, CNN reported. “These appear to be soft connections,” meaning infrequent contacts, an official told CNN.
Farook’s last terrorism-related communication was months ago, the network reported.
“We don’t know yet what they mean,” an official told CNN.

The disclosures offered deepening proof that Farook, 28, and his wife and partner in terror, Tashfeen Malik, 29, were at least inspired by foreign militant groups.
Nerves remained jittery in the Redlands, Calif., neighbourhood where the couple lived with their 6-month-old daughter.
On Friday night, bomb technicians were deployed to inspect a package that was delivered by UPS to the couple’s town house. On Saturday, local police tweeted that the box turned out to be a delivery of clothes from Sears for Farook’s mother.
Neighbours displayed American flags in the fronts of their houses, and passers-by waved still more flags outside their car windows as they drove by the couple’s boarded-up home, reports the New York Post.

A changed woman
In the final few years of Tashfeen Malik’s life, the people around the young woman saw her dress ever more conservatively and urge people ever more ardently to live a devout life.
For an aunt in Malik’s old hometown of Pakistan, Malik’s growing religious focus was one of the last things the aunt heard about her 29-year-old niece — before last week, when the relative learned that her niece and her niece’s husband had donned face masks, hoisted assault rifles and killed 14 people in a rampage in Southern California in the United States.
“I recently heard it from relatives that she has become a religious person, and she often tells people to live according to the teachings of Islam,” recalled aunt Hifza Batool.
Batool spoke in the town of Karor Lal Esan, the home of Malik’s family, 450km southwest of the Pakistani capital of Islamabad.

Malik’s path from Pakistan to the bloody events of this past week — when she and her husband slaughtered people gathered for a holiday work party — remains a mystery.

Teens discover JNCOs and make you regret your high school fashion choices

Did you have a moment of panic a couple months ago when you heard JNCOs were coming back? Yes, just enough time has passed that the wide-legged jeans are back in vogue again, and now a whole new generation is discovering their dark magic.

If you actually wore JNCOs in the late '90s (maybe you and your high school boyfriend had matching jeans? Nothing to be ashamed of), this Fine Bros. video will likely throw you into an existential abyss, because these teens haven't heard of them. But those giant back pockets you used to put your wallet chain in? "They should have had these now," says one teen. "I mean, look, you could fit an iPad in there."

These look like pants you would garden in if you were 50," says another disgusted teen.

"I can't see anyone rocking these," a male teen observes. You clearly haven't seen the photo of me at a Korn concert in 1998.

Monday, 30 November 2015

5 Things Happend After Having A Joint

1. Just after smoking joint you will forget all the sorrows of this world, you will feel the happiest person of the earth, listen music do some steps lets party!!!

2. Just after You complete the joint you will going to feel thirsty, but believe me sustain that you will enjoy more, well you can drink water or anything it is not a hard and fast rule but i just tell you my experience.

3. You will feel hungry too. Its obvious if you are a newcomer in this activity you can feel dehydration as well. Eat something, anything sweeter will definately make you more higher eat donuts.

4. After joint we become high but we want everything to be slow , all the actions become slow because you need to enjoy the moment.

5. After joint brain slows down because you like everything to be slow, you wanted to sleep or lie down some time

Sunday, 29 November 2015

7 Beautiful Looks For Every Skin Tone

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It's a frustrating experience everyone can relate to: standing in the beauty section desperately trying to find the color that will work for your skin tone. Before you know it, your face is striped with five different foundations and you're tired of playing matchmaker with your makeup. This guide will do away with all that guess work once and for all. 
The key is to find colors that complement your natural and unique complexion — not compete with it. Here are seven gorgeous looks that will work for your skin tone.

1. Fair

Your coloring is characterized by light skin with cool pink and blue undertones. Out of all of your friends, you're probably most likely to burn after a day at the beach (so cover up!).
Look for a foundation that has a warmer undertone (think rosy pinks). Then contrast your cool hues with a burst of poppy-red lipstick. A smoky eye in a warm mahogany will give you a dramatic finish, without looking too harsh against your light complexion. 

2. Beige
Unlike fair skin, your skin tone has a warmer undertone. What's the best way to bring out your skin tone's natural warmth and golden glow without looking like an orange?
Choose a foundation that complements your skin with a similar yellow undertone. Then try a blush in a dusty pink to achieve that "just-been-kissed-by-the-sun" flush. Finally, a rose lip stick will complete this natural look. 

3. Sand
Lucky for you, your skin tone is relatively neutral, with no dominant warm or cool undertones, which means just about any color will work with your complexion. The good news? You have lots of beauty options. The bad news? When it comes to putting together a cohesive look, you might have TOO many options. Don't sweat — we'll get you through this.
Keep it simple for your eyes by lining them with a gel liner in classic black. Then play up your lips with a pop of pink. Bam — you're ready for a night out. 

4. Olive
Your skin is basically BFFs with the sun, tanning flawlessly into a golden brown. Just remember to protect your skin with sunscreen to keep it healthy and gorgeous. 
Your skin's warm green and yellow undertones are best suited to a foundation with a hint of bronze, which brings out your inner glow. Be daring and choose a lipstick in a deep wine color — it's one that few can pull off, but it will add a beautiful contrast to your skin's earthy tones. Then get ready to go metal and use adark silver for your eyes. 

5. Bronze
Your darker complexion has cool blue and pale purple undertones. Enhance this unique color combination by using a pearl pink blush. This color will naturally blend into your skin tone for a soft flush. A smoky eye done in a dark ash pulls this subtle and sexy look together. 

6. Deep Brown
Your skin tone has a warm undertone, so be bold and experiment with color. Pucker up and play with a lip color like bold berry. Stay with the purple palette and use a lavender blush to add a unique and subtle color to your cheeks. Combine deep browns and plums for your eyes to complete this glamorous look. 

7. Ebony
It can be challenging to find the perfect foundation to match your skin tone. Make sure you test yourfoundation on your jawline, since your face will be a few shades lighter than your arms. Once you've found your perfect match, get ready to play with color and shine. These products typically overwhelm other skin types, but are gorgeous on you. Be daring with jewel tones like deep sapphires and amethysts to get this look.